so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
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tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
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