this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
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literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
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The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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