Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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