I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
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They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
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High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
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