yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
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I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
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I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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