his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
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Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
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So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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