This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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