drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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