Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
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some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
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No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I had to cum in my sink.
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