If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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