let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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