girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
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I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
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I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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