Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
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Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
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Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea