yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
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all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
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how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.