His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
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no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
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okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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