All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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