Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
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Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
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We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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