i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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