Your mouth is God's brothel.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
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She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
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Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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