Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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