Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
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yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
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Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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