Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
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It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
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New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
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