Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
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