whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
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There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
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Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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