Pappa wants mamma naked
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
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i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
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From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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