The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
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So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
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I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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