I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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