White coat. Heels.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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