I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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