on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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