I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
where are you?
Hypothermia
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Randomize
