and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
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I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
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How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Randomize