I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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