coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
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i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
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My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.