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• (360): View more from Washington

  Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky

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• (954): View more from Florida

  you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys

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• (347): View more from New York

  Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.

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• (310): View more from California

  I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  where will you be at 9:30 tonight?

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  piledriving you in your roommate's bed?

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.

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