Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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