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(516): View more from New York

I woke up on my floor...

(1-516): View more from New York

I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...

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(210): View more from Texas

this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!

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(612): View more from Minnesota

hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.

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(757): View more from Virginia

I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.

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(513): View more from Ohio

Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.

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(904): View more from Florida

The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.

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(309): View more from Illinois

I'd suck anything for a pizza right now

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(304): View more from West Virginia

You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.

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