yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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