butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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