We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
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I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
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I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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