There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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