He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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