doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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