I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
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so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
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You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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