I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
Randomize
