i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
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We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
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Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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