so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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