i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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