He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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