After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I feel like abortions should bother me more
he shaved USA in his pubs
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
I deserve this hangover.
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