yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
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i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
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How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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