True but thats because hes a fetus.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
Randomize
