We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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