in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
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