no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
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I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
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I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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