I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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