two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
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Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
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How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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